dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

fxckinggallaghers:

I’d like to thank Noel Fisher for existing. That is all.

kettugasm:

OKAY NO EVERYONE HOLD YOUR HORSES HAVE I GOT SOME GREAT SHIT FOR YOU!!

you see these binders? They may not look much, but these fucking things bind like the CHAINS OF HELL THEMSELVES. I’ve got HUGE tits, up in the DD range, but this simple little binder works some goddamn MAGIC on them. It’s comfortable, it binds, it provides perfect support and whatever the hell else. 

These are perfect for both trans and crossplay-related purposes! What’s the catch though, right? They’re probably super expensive?

HOW DOES $8.28 WITH FREE SHIPPING SOUND???

"I told you people I don’t need a doctor, dammit — I am a doctor!”

4aab:

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4aab:

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tuxedobirds:

Brendan Gallagher for inprustwethrust

Bonus: 

makepieswakethedead:

i’m all about natasha learning to sign so she still tell clint off for being an idiot when he takes his hearing aids out halfway through her rants.

goosestopit:

going back to school more likeimage


A ticket? We’re HURTLING THROUGH THE VOID!!

A ticket? We’re HURTLING THROUGH THE VOID!!

ODYSSEUS: maybe patroclus should sleep in his own tent
ACHILLES: why
afraid i’m gonna do something
gay
ODYSSEUS: well yeah

Olympic hockey player Amanda Kessel mimics her pre-game preparation during the 2013 U.S. Olympic Team Media Summit in Park City, Utah [ via ]

  • me: holy shit my mom is gone and im supposed to make myself dinner
  • me: i can have anYTHING I WANT
  • me: /eats half a package of edamame and some pickles/